2010.05.24
Okay, points for a reasonably executed Texas shape but goddamn! How dare you sully our state shape with your fake crystal khaki pants wearing business guy speak?! Next time, buddy, I’m shifting your motherfucking paradigm.
Okay, points for a reasonably executed Texas shape but goddamn! How dare you sully our state shape with your fake crystal khaki pants wearing business guy speak?! Next time, buddy, I’m shifting your motherfucking paradigm.
I mean, I can understand a stupid shaped state like New Mexico (ok, it’s no Colorado) trying to co-opt our great shape. ;)
(via riversharks)
While I was in Puerto Rico, sipping piña coladas and perfecting my awkward tan lines, I took the opportunity to call my real estate agent and put an immediate offer on this beauty. Say howdy to my new house. Fortunately for y’all, it has plenty of parking so all my friends can swim in my Texas shaped pool. I plan to rip that stupid non-Texas shaped tennis court out and replace it post haste with a Texas shaped race car track.
Dear Don’t Fuck with Texas blog,
I am sorry I left you so early in your infancy. I’m sure you will now suffer with abandonment issues for the remainder of your life. What’s worse, I left you to go cavorting in some other state! Well, don’t worry…it’s not really a state. It was just Puerto Rico! It was fun but I assure you, I am so happy to be back in this state with its indomitable shape.
I will say this…the Puerto Rican flag is not unlike the Texas flag.
-Your mom
You don’t like Texas, you say? Come a little closer…WELL FUCK YOU! You’re fixin’ to have The Great Shape of the Greatest State imprinted on your forehead!
Who the fuck put this big ole’ asshole in the middle of The Great Shape of The Greatest State?! To make matters worse, I bet you a few coldbeers, this is a migratory rest stop for Yankbirds! Caw Caw!!!
Finding a lot of good stuff today. Gotta get back to crappily executed examples of The Great Shape of the Greatest State!
Texas.
Shout out to my pals at SXSW. This is how you design Texas art.
